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Not a cat person or a dog person. Bird person loves freedom more than anything. She/he is loyal and faithful for her/his partner for entire of her/his life and she/he are obviously very much in love.
A: Sylvia is an flight attendant. She loves to travel and her job so much. There are a lot of guys try to win Sylvia's heart but they cannot. She always in love with Benjamin.
B: Awww she is such a bird person. And how about Benjamin? Does he ever cheat on her once?
A: Never once. He also is a bird person.
B: Awww that's so sweet.
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Rounding ones tongue in a clockwise motion around anothers asshole.
Babe, get over here for a whirly bird
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The private planes of Steve Jobs and Bill Gates.
Hey, did you know Steve Jobs is taking his Nerd Bird down to the courts to sue the Motorola Droid makers for stealing software that every smart phone now has already because he has nothing better to do?
Bill Gates is on his Nerd Bird right now thinking up ways to make Windows 7 even better.
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The group of tangled wires behind your home entertainment system about to start a fire and blow up your whole freakin home.
My my Joe, you've got a mighty big bird's nest!
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EMT, Paramedic and Firefighter speak for requesting dispatch send a medevac helicopter to the scene right away.
When we got on scene of the MVA yesterday, it looked really bad. The patient was heavily entrapped, the fire department started extrication and called county to have them fly the bird.
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Any kind of fast food chicken thats loaded in fat and grease.
Lets order dirty bird for dinner tonght.
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getto chicks that sell their refrigerators and drive camaros
Bahkaw (noise that a getto bird makes)
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