Word to describe someone incredibly amazing.
This girl i met at the party is so brandon!
brandon is the most annoying people you will ever meet. he is kinda ok looking but he’s never had a gf. well he dated that one girl for like a week but she looked like a rat. brandon doesn’t care about you and he bully’s people a lot.
“woah is that brandon “
“yeah i heard he’s really annoying”
“oh”
Brandon typically is very funny and has a great personality not only that he has a shlong and is very smart
Brandon is funny
Usually a boy that changes hair colour and works at a gas station.
Hey, look, that's a brandon
What do you mean!?
Means he works at a gas station
Your average teenager with balls the size of bowling balls with a penis the size of a 60 inch flat screen tv and is extremely attractive and very funny
Beca: Brandon your cock is so big uhhhhh
A guy who is incredibly suspicious, and is probably a spy for three or more countries, including (always) Russia and China. He pretends that he is an idiot, but he is actually a chad.
Brandon said he would report me to his Russian overlords, and now I'm praying for my life.
Brandon is typically someone who’s sharing a father/son relationship with his dog.
“Come here son!” “No not you Brandon, I meant the Dog”