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The Canadian version of flipping the bird à la branta canadensis, which involves hiding one’s raised middle finger beneath a mitten, so as to avoid outwardly offending a fellow Canadian (or in order to deceive americans). May or may not occur as they call out a cheery “sorry!!” with a jaunty lil half wave 👋🏼
Setting: -45*C, 🌨, miserable, somewhere in canadia
Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)
Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”
Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”
Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”
Blowjob ended with a money shot on the girl’s chest
You don’t have to swallow baby. Let me just give you a Canadian Snowblower.
Plaid flannel shirt, denim jacket, and denim jeans tucked into a pair of hip waders, usually pulled all the way and attached to the jeans belt.
John developed a huge hardon every time he wore his full Canadian tuxedo while walking in the rain
The act of a woman farting into your mouth after intercourse. Some spooge may or may not be involved.
Wow, Wendy was incredible last night but to top it all off, she gave me a Canadian Breath Mint afterwards to help me sleep.
When a man stimulates his genitals until climax into a waiting Caucasian woman's face, exclaiming sorry with every burst of ejaculate to connect with her face.
I apologized so much it sounded like Canadian skeet shooting.
when a guy crawls under the table to untie and pull off your shoelace and then runs to the urinal to dip it in piss before licking the shoelace and offering it to you.
guy 1: broo he just canadian shoelaced me!
guy 2: no way, was it good?
means a angry Canadian who is ready to kick some ass! or being rude or trashtalking
Zack: Leon stop being a Angy Canadian its just a game
Leon: GET OUT OFF MY ROOM I AM PLAYING MINCRAFT!!!!!
Zack: okay...