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verb: The act of dry humping your sleeping or semi-conscious partner's back.
"I gave my sleeping, pregnant wife the careful cat."
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The vigilante cat is a cat who is a vigilante, he has x-ray vision, so he can see through wood, nothing else, just wood, he fights crimes with his vigilante cat powers, his powers are being vigilante and having x-ray vision to see through wood.
Joe: It's like a vigilante cat.
Kane: What's a vigilante cat?
Joe: it's a cat that is a vigilante.
Kane: Wait, what?
Joe: It has x-ray vision, so it can see through wood.
Kane: That makes absolutely no sense at all...
Joe: it doesn't have to, it's vigilante cat.
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How ladies feel after they remove all traces of body hair from themselves, named after a breed of hairless cats.
After a 45 minute shower, I am now full sphynx cat.
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A feline that is regularly seen around the neighbourhood.
"Hey! Look at that big white cat."
"Oh, yeah, that's just MacGyver, he's the local Hood Cat."
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crazy people who kid nap your cats
"mum someone stole our cat again"
mum- "im going to shoot that fucking cat napper"
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THE BEST THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD
A:you are a pusheen cat
K: awww thanks,you to
A: -o-
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