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A holiday thats was initially to celebrate jesus' birth, even though historians beleive he was auctuaply born in June. Over the years atheist syarted celebrating it even though they don't celebrate tge most important part, jesus. Christmas now is just a ton of random people frm various religions celebrating a ( suppose to be ) christian holiday by buying insanely expensive presents for each other while the people that truely should celebrate get socks and thats it. Now adays Christmas is about as religious as earth day.
Macy's: Buy our $10000000 home ware
Atheist: Yay that will cover 1/800 of my presents
Christian:I think I will make my children presents for christmas that will show more love.
Christmas
CHRIST-jesus
Mas-celebration
Chrismas-celebration of jesus hmmm coincidence I think not.
Can you believe it guys? Christmas, just a week away. Christmas is in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Christmas! Just a week away, oh wow. Can you believe it? Christmas! Just in a week! It got here so fast! Christmas! Just a week away!
Can you believe it guys Christmas! Just a week away
The best holiday in the year; some fat ass gives you present, you get to decorate your house in those pretty lights and spend time with your family!! <3 And you get to see Carlton do his lil dance
Also don’t write xmas always write Christmas
“I can’t wait for Christmas, it’s the best holiday in the year!!”
The asshole holiday that takes all the spotlight off of Thanksgiving. IS THIS WHAT THE NATIVE AMERICANS WANTED.
"327 days away from Christmas!"
"Shut the fuck up Miranda"
It's the most wonderful time of the year. It signifies time of when baby Jesus came into our world. People tend to decorate their houses with blow up characters which light up at night. Some also like to decorate their car with reindeer antlers so the car kinda looks like a reindeer... but not so much that you think "oh my there's a reindeer on the road!"
People most often decorate their house on the first week of December. Australia is pretty crap at decorating the outside of their houses, but some have skill. Australians also love to drive around their suburb and beyond, in search for the best Christmas-house. As soon as it hits the 26th of December it becomes boxing day and the Christmas spirit is immediately extinguished as people pack up all their Christmas decorations.
"omg its a month before Christmas! time to set up my Christmas tree!"
A holiday of both joy and controversy. Many feel that the phrase "Happy Holidays" is a more acceptable, universal term for this season of love, but those who find Christmas' essence too particular for a simple "Happy Holidays" politely say, "fuck that shit, let me jingle some bells".
"Christmas time!"
"Please recognize that not all follow the Christian faith."
"My bad."