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A cool ass chill ass gay guy friend that every girl envies to be. He is aesthetically pleasing and funny af, his Instagram feed is phenomenal. He can even steal your man in two snaps.
Girl 1: Omg have your seen Daniel Ochoa’s outfits he slays!
Girl 2: Oh yeah he does!
A man under the famous Miami quarterback Dan Marino but in this case is a true stoner who loves kronic more than anyone alive. He is a great friend and could be a stand up comedian if he wanted to. He has troubles with Swamp Donkeys from time to time but gives everyone a good laugh after.
Lets go get higher than Daniel Marino man!
Beta 1: Yo have you heard about that sexy man named Daniel Sass?
Beta 2: Yea he has a massive peen
A long toed creature who resembles Steve from minecraft. He will steal your bestfriend, take them to the zoo, and feed them to gorillas. He is also a slut shamer.
Daniel's Toes, if you are reading this please stop using your instagram story as a hockey highlights account. And please send more goldfish to yours truly. If you don't then I will feed you to the gorillas.
Albino lookalike MF thinking he has a big penis but he don´t. He has a very small tiny fag-dick. I kow because i have seen it and we send picture´s to each other.
Damn... look at the white albino faggott. He probably has a small dick and decent from boars. Such A Daniel. H
Shitlankan born Porkistani prostitute Daniel alexander, also a self proclaimed journalist along with Nibraz Ramzan who's parents & their families were customer's & sEx slaves of Jaish-e-Mohammed (JeM), Lashkar-e- Toiba (LeT) & many more famous terrorist organizations & getting a pay of 2 pakistani rupees per day for their prostitution job.
Daniel Alexander was a shitlankan born porkistani prostitute.