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The dance you do when you're stoned.
Goes a little something like this:
You wave your arms about whilst skipping in a small circle. Making odd noises is optional.
Shaniqua: Hey baby wanna dirty dance with me?
Me: Nah, watch me freestyle doing the grateful dead!
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When a guy cums into a women's eye causing pain
Jack-"Did you get Shelby to bed last night?"
Aidan-"Yeah, she had a dead eye by the time I was done"
Jack-"Nice sharpshooting!"
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Laura fished the crumply cigarette softpack from her purse. "My last cigarette, and it's a dead soldier," she sighed.
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Circumcised penis / Man with a circumcised penis. Due to the fact that the head of the cock becomes less sensitive after circumcision. Can be viewed as a good thing as sex lasts longer, or a bad thing as the sensation is diminished.
"Worst mistake of my life becoming a dead head, it's like jerking off a piece of dried up old leather"
"My girlfriend loves it since they cut me after my foreskin split on us. Now I'm a dead head she actually gets to cum. Sadly, I don't"
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Dead Head or Dead headedness occurs when one in so redundant in heart mind and soul that all they do is scour the dump sites of the internet..spending their days 'being a computer whizz' ..hitting up the porn sites and lady sites to score some action when in reality they are dead heads..who try to sound and come off like they have their shit together when in reality they really do suck at life and always have the same girl problems..the kind of guy who has been a dater since he was like 9..you know that guy who always has a girlfriend??and always talks shit,has a ton of issues and makes up crap to u and says stuff like its not my fault..
fast forward ten years later he is still a dead head doing the same things since he was fifteen being an immature evil motherfucking asshole in life..acts up on all the fake emo but we know what he is really about..doesn't care about real issues..would never devote a whole 72 hours to one site..and you could say the same in life ..lack of dedication and chanelling engeries means he sucks for life and is just another porn hoarder with a new std to bring to the mating pool..
a talentless hack
a jerk off
a porn hoarder
loser
stds
who always lies about how many girls hes had ..hes had TONS ..but he wont tell u that he will sit his lying ass down and say hes had like two and ur his ....thrid gf..
a total liar,who will say anything to you,doesnt care about ur friends or how u fell,he is just a piece of shit scum dead head
tries to appear like he has other interests wen really all he does is watch porn,p2p and kids naked..
is a total jerk
will be doing the same shit when he is 42..
future wife beater..
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Dead Bed Someone who lacks performance of sexual intercourse in bed.Basically there boring in bed and don't engage in anything else.They're strictly set to do one thing and one thing only.
There's not any fun having a sexual encounter with a dead bed.
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