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When you jam your erect cock in a door, and it turns black.
fuck man, why is it when i see my dad i get hard, looks like i will go back to my room, (shuts door on cock), holy fuck I just got a Devil's Pinch , now i got a BBC.
A Devil's Lunchbox is when a man has sex with a girl and her mom
I just had a Devil's Lunchbox with that t.h.o.t and milf!
When you shove a tiny funnel inside your japs-eye then proceed to pour chilli powder down the funnel. Then vigorously maturbate until nutting your spicy load all over a willing participants face.
Bro, I was trying to watch the game last night and the wife wouldn’t shut up, so I gave her a Devil’s Pepperspray
A phrase used by extreme-right religious activists to (literally) demonize the left.
The full quote is:
"God is not a Republican, but the Devil is a Democrat."
If you think that this is one of the stupidest things you've ever heard, even if "Republican" and "Democrat" were to be transposed, good job - you're a normal person.
When you inhale so much smoke and cough so hard your drooling and red
Omg did you see Gracelyns Devils Cough , she was so red and drooled all over herself.
Shagging a girl that hard she starts her period
I was pounding a girl so hard last night I turned on the devil’s tap