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When a white guy hangs out with a bunch of asians and doesn't want to help hook anyone up. Usually the white dragon gets laid all the time but refuses to hook up his fellow asians because they can't get laid even if they paid for it.
"Hey can you wing man for me tonight? He s not going to fucken help you score any chicks. He s a white dragon!"
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When a person does a handstand, then poops, getting diarrhea down his/her back spilling into his/her lovers mouth. The receiver (the Dragon) spits it back out onto the lover's face (the Princess) while it's still fiery hot.
The other night Susie and I Dragon Princessed each other for hours on end after eating those bean and cheese quesadillas at Rosa's Taqueria.
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A hit of sunshine in a shot of Goldschlager.
After 6 of those Dragon Drops I totally grew wings and a spiked tail.
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When a man spanks his cock-n-balls until it burns.
I gave myself a Red Dragon yesterday and my package burned for two days.
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The most famous and feared of all dragon's, the Red Dragon was larger then all other Dragon's except the Black Dragon, and the White Dragon. The Red Dragon was made famous in teh game, followed by the movie, Doungeons & Dragons where it was the sworn enemy of the Gold Dragon, a much smaller and more noble Dragon. As like all dragons, the Red Dragon could breath fire.
After kidnapping the princess, the rider of the Red Dragon flew off with Gold Dragons in pursuit.
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When a girl is giving you head and then you cum on the girls face or in her mouth. After the act is finished you remove your penis from her mouth and then punch her in the face - causing her to bleed profusely and spew blood from her face like she is breathing fire.
Oh man, after I got a blow job from my girl last night I gave her a dragon punch.
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