Culinary emo

Someone who is constantly hurting themselves in the kitchen because of their lack of culinary prowess.

Brooke sucks at cooking; she always burns her hand on the stove. What a culinary emo.

Emo fuckboi

He’s a sad boi but still likes to play and fuck over girls but blames it on their “depression”

I’m sorry I cheated on you, I wasnt happy because of my depression and I couldn’t control it.

Her: no you’re just an Emo fuckboi

Emo corner

An extremely sad state of mind, in which one mentally retracts oneself into a confined state of mind, tending to be quite emotional.

<i>Note: Can often be caused by a frida kahlo man</i>

Even though I thought I'd get over him/her, I'm still stuck in emo corner.

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Emo Bean

I nickname given to kids who look emo but are not emo. They tend not to like to be called emo, and become sad or angry when they are called it, and thus are called emo again.

Julian: "Hey, emo."
Jeff: "I am not emo!"
Julian: "Okay, emo bean."
Jeff: "Shutup!" *hits Julian*

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Emo Bitch

Someone who dresses or acts like a stereotypical Emo-Listener but is definately a poser. Categorized by long floppy black hair, sweater vests, slightly tighter and cuffed jeans, and a sad look on the face.

Someone who followed the emo style trend but has no idea what it is. Usually followed by sad look, poor guitar playing, et cetera.

Sad boy with guitar seeks Emo Bitch to beat the crap out of.

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emo elastic

A rubber band used by recovering cutters to create simillar pain to what they are used to.

You're gonna stop cutting now?
Yeah, I'm gonna use an emo elastic to help.

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emo in denial

A guy/gal who denies that they are emo to avoid even more ridicule from their peers, thus creating only more reason to ridicule them. True emo-kids deny that they are emo because they do not wish to promote the fact that they are emo. An emo poser would promote the fact that they are supposedly emo.

Brad: "what are you crying about you little emo-girl?"
eM: "i'm not emo!" *sobs*
Brad: "you are such an emo in denial."
eM *wiping tears from under her sideswept bangs,
murmurs* "..am not."

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