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Ethan

A mother frickin sexy boy. No. Man. He has washboard abs and flowing hair. Love him with great compassion because if you don’t, you’ll end up with his friends, that’s a no-go!

Girl: omg why are you walking funny

Other girl: Ethan fucking destroyed my pussy last night!

by Ethans lover May 19, 2020


Ethan

a lil whore who is gay and nice at the same time

man stop being a lil ethan”
“sorry man it’s not my fault i’m gay
“you’re just so nice”

by lil big ho September 2, 2019


Ethan

A complete form of the person that is Ethan

If that makes sense

I am feeling like an Ethan today

by Etan Buns January 17, 2019


Ethan

Ethan is a very quite guy. Once you get to know him though he is very funny, outgoing, sweet, weird, and more. He gets the ladies with his hair, and is good at sports. They are the kind of guy that will send you weird things out of no where to start a conversation. He will stay up with you till you fall asleep. They are those smart guys but don’t see it themselves. He is one that can stand out in a crowd. Their smile can light up your day. Their laugh is cute they will make you laugh. He has a goofy side and he isn’t afraid to show it. They are those bad boys and class clown in class. If you never met a Ethan you are missing out. If you let an Ethan go, he will be hard to come back around.

Whoah, did you see Ethan’s hair?”
Ethan- *says something funny*
girl-* laughs*

by Yoo it’s your girlfriend March 18, 2019


Ethan

A badass nigga

Ethan is more badass then any other nigga

by Ethan.hatesyou February 5, 2022


Ethan

The best boyfriend you could ever ask for. The most trusting person in the world. He will always care about you and will Comfort you when feeling down.A good soccer player and a great friend. And real tall.

Ethan is the best

by Basketball #5 February 2, 2022


Ethan

Ethan is a man who is a little bit chunky but not to big. They always have a little brother who is much bigger than them. They have brown hair and drive nice trucks. In most cases someone named Ethan drives a Chevy that of course his dad bought. They work but not a lot. There pretty crazy and whenever they get prescribed codeine they say there gonna make lean but never do. They are sometimes quiet but once you get to know them they get more outgoing. They can’t handle there alcohol and will get you caught by your mom if your drink. They never open anyone’s Snapchat because they like seeing all the notifications. They always in a truck club but only some have a platti daddy. All of that may be true but the most true is that there a good friend and won’t ever leave you if your pos Jeep gets stuck. NOPI BABY

Ethan is one crazy man

by Slenderman123 February 25, 2019