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I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.
Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.
The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.
To enjoy the pleasure of sitting on one’s face and grabbing both ears to maneuver their head where you get the most satisfaction.
Billy said to Ashley, I want to take you to the bedroom so you can pedal my ears!
When a man has sex but instead of blowing his load in a normal area (ex. Thigh, mouth, tits), he instead pulls out and cums inside of his partner’s ear. The girl then uses her finger to pick her ear and eat the ejaculent
They were so fucked up that she let him give her “Drippy Ears.” It took her an hour to get it all out
When you put cotton buds into your ears and it stimulates your pleasure zone.
I am gonna get my ear buggery kit and have a private moment.
When the OPP tries to listen in on a conversation usually to set up or snitch wit it.
“ Who gone say wat? Who gone do what?
FUCK IS YOU EAR HUSTLIN’…? Pull Up & Air the Function. He was just here. Now he long gone.”
Artist for the ears is a qwerky way of saying you're music person, you listen for art, as music is an art to you.
1: you gonna come to the art galleries?
2: nah
1: but you said you love the art bro
2: the art of music bro
1: so you're and artist?
2: Artist for the ear bro
a person who's ears are fucking radars
timmy:koff koff
billy:AAAAUGH MY FUCKING EARS
timmy:FUCKING RADAR EARS