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Songs that just hurt other people’s ears
Hey Tom, you listen to suck ear trash
When Two People Share Ear Buds Together.
Awwww did You See Those Two Ear Cuddling Together? They Are So Cute.
A Q-tip, more notably a used Q-tip improperly disposed of, not in the garbage bin. Left out for potential public viewing and inevitable shaming.
My wife keeps leaving her waxy ear tampons laying around, now our cat is playing with one in front of her mother.
The act of committing of forced abstinence.
Sarah got a nasty case of {Ear Defilement} by John last night.
It is what happens to you ear when you pick up a Butt Dial before the inadvertent caller quickly hangs up as you are listening.
Jimmy gave me a case of Butt Ear when his phone kept butt dialing me on his walk.
Daddy Dearest from Fnf but last and first letter removed.
Remove The last and first letter of your name: Daddy Dearest
Removed: Add Eares