Songs that just hurt other people’s ears
Hey Tom, you listen to suck ear trash
When Two People Share Ear Buds Together.
Awwww did You See Those Two Ear Cuddling Together? They Are So Cute.
A Q-tip, more notably a used Q-tip improperly disposed of, not in the garbage bin. Left out for potential public viewing and inevitable shaming.
My wife keeps leaving her waxy ear tampons laying around, now our cat is playing with one in front of her mother.
The act of committing of forced abstinence.
Sarah got a nasty case of {Ear Defilement} by John last night.
ank ou or ou appiest ear of my eye
“Hey dude did you see that tiktok sound I sent you”
“Do you mean the one that goes ANK OU OR OU APPIEST EAR OF MY EYE?”
A fictional sickness that has the potential of being a great excuse to call in sick or avoid a social event.
Jack: Wanna come to Ryan's party this Friday?
Ned: Can't dude black ear got me...
Jack: Jesus...ol' black ear snuck up on ya again eh?