commonly known as futile, and ancient Egyptian microbe that has evolved in a way to penetrate digital systems. It can be seen online in steam for hours and lays dormant for sometime until prey appear in order to latch on to them. It is able to send false thoughts as a way to delude it's host into thinking it's a good microbe that "supports" it's hosts, but actually slowly degrades their physical and mental health. Can be seen using support as a way to mooch off nutrients of it's hosts. When discovered will deny everything that has been seen by multiple people. It is allergic to Russians and seem to be offended by their existence.
he evolved into a el-futile
Half Hispanic meaning joby, turd or shit in most other languages.
Used mainly on the east coast of Scotland
"Sakes man, you fell asleep in there?! Been burstin for an 'el shechto' for half an hour!!"
Or if you're in a restaurant , "I think I'll away for a wee 'el shechto'"
best badri in the world sexy 6,5 has a large wood and is a babemagnet.
is a player and gets all the bitches,nyashandknockers thats why he is the best
girl:look its haarith el-badri
girls:"flocking and running towards haarith"
haarith:wait one by one and all the ugly stick bitches fuck off i only want the big batty and sexy ones
ugly stick bitches:ohhh ;0
haarith:u smelly rags
"girls on him "
yesyes that him
A dildo / vibrator.
A word to use in polite company when you're horny.
Combination of Brock O'Hurn, Chad White and Nick Bateman.
Kat: I'm going home to el brochanick
The man of the ranch for he is always lost in the sauce, or someone who is the player of players.
Damn he was el ranchero with that girl last night
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A term rapidly becoming mainstream (in the south east of England) to describe a young (usually immature) male who is obsessed with anal sex to the point that others suspect him of being homosexual. Such people often have a rather large collection of questionable hats which only adds to others' suspicions.
"I can't believe that all he wanted to do was stick it in my arse. He must be a right el gweiro!!"
"Any 'straight' man who likes bum fun more than cunny love MUST be an el gweiro"