get a dog

An impolite phrase thrown at someone who stumbles and trips
all over people at a bar or social gathering.
An implication that someone is blind because of their inability
to walk in a straight forward manner.
Something you tell to a person that has trouble keeping or
getting friends.
Advice given to an ugly girl who wants to catch a man.

Dude at bar: "If Tyrone doesn't quit tripping over me I'm going to kick his ass."
Waitress: "Tyrone drinks till he's blind, he needs to get a dog."

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get rooted

To "get rooted" is to get fucked.

Boss: Can you work overtime?
Employee: Its Friday arvo, get rooted.

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get a tab

Similar to get a room, this is a derisive comment used about someone who is (or appears to be) drunk so often that they literally ought to "get a tab" at their local pub.

"my tim went young outside the, um...."
"are you pissed again?!"
"er.. I think-"
"god, man, get a tab!"

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getting milk

Something you did 15 years ago and haven't came back since.

Guy1. Wheres you dad.
Guy2. getting milk from the local convenience store.
Guy1. Bro that was 15 years ago. You got to let it go.

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get a job

A term used in place of get a life. "Get a job" is a phrase similar to leave me alone or go away.

Guy: Hey, how are ya?
Girl: Get a job!
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to get scooped

A term used in the scientific community. When another group is using a scientists results or ideas without his knowledge to publish something before him, this scientists is getting scopped. Scooping is considered a bad behaviour among scientists, close to cheating and admitting that you don't have your own ideas. However it happens on regular basis leading to a high level of paranoia (especially among grad students, where the carreer prospects depend on the number and quality of publications).

XY got scooped (to get scooped). The research group from that other university used the infos from his poster to publish before him.

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GET DIED

How spanish folks say you are going to die. How spanish folks warn you to stop doing something dangerous.

If you don't stop playing on that ledge you gonna get died !

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