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uber paranoid urbandictionary.com user. thinks he is funny too unfortunately
UNWILLING TO GIVE MY REAL ADDRESS WITHOUT A GOOD REASON: "Create a new e-mail address at yahoo or hotmail or whatnot and post all definitions from it and use a fake address for recommending deletions, unless your penis is small and you need offers to make it bigger."
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“You thought you ate? Gimme that plate” is the worse phrase in all of existence, saying this phrase as a male means that you aren’t a sigma male, your a bitch boy who likes dick in all of the holes on his body, saying this phrase as a female means that your a slutty human being that cannot come up with a better comeback so you say the phrase instead because your speechless.
Person 1: *Says something really cool a roast battle*
Person 2: “You thought you ate? Give me that plate!”
Person 3: “Wow, their that speechless that they say that bullshit instead of anything else?!”
Person 4: “Yeah I agree, they are totally a fag, must’ve been raised by farm animals.”
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if ur a watermelon lovin monkey man ur prob related to Quan dale dingle, The og of goofy ahh uncle productions.
if your giving goofy ahh uncle productions then some1 is saying that ur not slaying like at all. L. anway u suck dick and it basically means ur a homo. Nothing wrong with lesbian porn or gay sex tho.
hoe 1: " ur currently giving Goofy ahh uncle productions, you monkey."
hoe 2: well, ( bc hoe 1 uses it/ suck my huge balls self pronouns ) its giving Goofy ahh uncle productions and suck my huge balls self, u should kys. like rn u fucking retard. "
hoe 3: " ooga booga"
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I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT
Carl: hey Tim wanna see a Reddit meme I post-
Tim: I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED. I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT
Carl: Jesus Christ
Give your girlfriend a hoodie so a piece of you will always be with them when they need it. Girls love boy’s hoodies
Girl: Guess what day it is!?!?
Boy: what?
Girl: National give your gf your hoodie day (they get to keep it)
Boy: oh really…😏 here you go!
Girl: puts it on
the phrase that every poc parent says to their kid to make them physically obstruct the concept of their body and stop crying after having the black smacked off of them.
parent: hits kid
kid: cries from pain
parent: stop crying before i give you something to cry about
The day of December 3rd shall be the date in which this day is correlated upon. If you are celebrating this day your asking the most coolest, giggly, and beautiful girl if she will take your hoodie.
Hey Logan its national give the cutest girl in the world your hoodie day and I really wanna give mine to Adi but I don't know if she'll say yes.
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