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It's were you buy a roach but later you find out it escaped from its cage because you bought a hamster cage instead.
Hey look! I got a new roach
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The act of releasing one's bowels and masturbating simultaneously. In layman's terms, jerking off and pooping at the same time.
Dude, last night, I may have had the runs, but I totally got my money's worth!
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A person who has a glock in his/her rari. They also have 17 shots wait no I mean 38.
P1: I GOT A GLOCK IN MY RARI
P2: 17 SHOTS NO 38!
P3: what are these idiots doing on my front lawn again.
The very first word your 5 year old cousin will say when he comes over to your house.
+ Mouth full.
You: *pulls out phone to do something*
Cousin: "you got games on your phone?"
2 phones is a meme originating from Kevin gates song "2 phones". The trend usually involves someone on tiktok stitching (replying) a video of someone who says something stupid online (misandrists, sexists, people having stupid takes, etc.) And having a fictional character from a cartoon, anime, video game, or TV show wearing supreme and Gucci. Usually people on tiktok (usually floptok) hate the phrase and make videos crying about it, over exaggerating, and coping. They usually call it homophobic, misogynistic, or transphobic as a way to cope their dumbass takes being clowned on. Which results in them being ratio'd in the comment section.
Dumbass: I hate men and I cheat on ppl daily
I got 2 phones 🗣🗣🗣
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to misunderstand a person or situation.
friend:i thought you liked big girls so I brought her with me.
me:son, you got me fucked up kid.
(at mcdonalds drive thru and they messed your order up for the fourth time)
me:you got me fucked up if you think im going to sit here any longer.give me my fuckin money back immediately.
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A reaction to a funny or good insult
Person 1 "You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering"
Crowd Shouting "ohhhh your tits just got milkeddddd"