Poon Skin Hat

The act of sticking ones cranium in a females vaginal opening

Dude you've got dried blood on your forehead.
Naw I wore my girlfriend like a poon skin hat last night

plant hat cult

An among us meme in which mulitple players where a plant hat and dance in a circle

Mr. Cheese: yo dude join the plant hat cult!
30 min. later: (dancing in circle) huming yanno bumbing bombo hinging min bombo sqaush banana

Red Hat Hacker

I Vigalante hacker, Best represented by Aiden Pearce From Watch_Dogs

"So your a Red Hat Hacker like Aiden Pearce

japanese hat trick

an act that involves copulating, slaughtering, and consuming your meal in one sitting. Originated in Tokyo at a restaurant that specialized in this experience using various animals (e.g. dogs, pigs).

Bob's Omakase sushi dinner pailed in comparison to the Japanese hat trick he pulled

with a Black Wagyu bull the night before.

Cool as an ikea hat

ur as cool as an ikea hat
means ur like well cool

hey beth ur as cool as an ikea hat ngl

Oregon Top Hat

An elaborate sexual practice involving three women, two men, a pogo stick, several marijuana cigarettes, a bigfoot costume, and a Marionberry Pie from Shari’s.

Bob: I can’t believe Ed died last week. He was only 23!
Sally: The last thing he told me was he was going to try an Oregon Top Hat.

cat in the hat mug

kilogram

hey cat in the hat mug, oops mbd i meant kilogram