Thai hole

your burning asshole that is covered in spicy chili oil from yesterday's pad thai, which you are now passing via a sloppy, thai-infused shit splatter

Jack: "I can't stop stuffing this delicious and spicy pad thai into my piehole."
Mack: "That's pretty spicy, bro. You'd better go easy or tomorrow you're gonna be nursing an angry, red Thai hole."

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Fire in the hole

The phrase uttered by a seriously constipated person as a good-luck expression just before trying a waxy suppository for the very first time (typically one you steal from your grandma's medicine cabinet).

20 minutes later, you find out how fuckin' wise grandma actually is.

Molly: (whispering) ....Fire in the hole ....

(20 minutes later, after Molly shits her colon inside-out and rinses it in the sink)

Grandma: (Knock-knock) ....Oh, honey, run the fan and light a match.

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Shit-hole

Can mean two different things; The actual whole that one shits out of or, how shitty something is.

IE-1: "I put it in her shit-hole"
IE-2: "God this school is such a shit-hole"

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j hole

another way to say jackass
j as in jackass (ass)
or asshole

often usen in front of little kids
"stop being a j hole just because you didnt get your way" said mary

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Rabbit Holing

To disconnect your tripping mind from your body with the help of the psychedelic dissassociative Methoxetamine (MXE). The fact that you don't feel your body anymore, and your mind has the ultimate freedom, lets you concentrate fully on the trip, without any disturbances. For best effect let a psychedelic (prefereable LSD) peak to make sure you're settled into the trip, and then take around 15-20mg MXE sublingual and enjoy the Rabbit Hole.

So, did you try that rabbit holing?
Fuck yeah, I found the ultimate peace on the other side of the rabbit hole. Shit's beautiful.

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K-Hole

When you eat to much Special - k cereal and then fall into a hole, throw up and then piss yourself.

Hey Dude I got the gooooods!!!
What is it???
Special-K diet cereal'
AWWWWWWWWW YEAH BRODA
Pu' sum milk on da'shit
Mmmm Yum yum yum
AHHHHH IM FALLIN!!!!
*BLAAHHHH*
Awww man R u pein yo'self homes???

YEAH MAN!!! I JUZZ FELL INTO DAH K-HOLE MOFO

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5 hole

1. In the sport of Hockey, the "5 hole" refers to the space between the goalie's legs where one can shoot a puck. The number five is used because there is top left and right (1 and 2), lower left and right (3 and 4), and between the legs (5 hole).

2. The anus

1. He shot and scored through the 5 hole.

2. My 5 hole says, "exit only."

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