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To soak a mans penis into a pint of guinness and then slap a womans face with said guinness soaked penis.
Person A: Where was bob last night
Person B: I heard he was giving his wife the irish thwack
Person A: My Goodness!
Someone (usually named David) has slicked back hair and large orange beard gets penatrated by partner with Irish spring soap.
My friend David told me a tried the Irish Viking with a guy he met online.
An Irish woman's breakfast lunch and dinner when married or dating an Irishman
Yo Victoria come and get put this Irish meat sickel in your meat wallet please!
When you spit on a white girls pussy and rub it around until it’s foamy.
Damn, Bitch! Them flaps can produce some Irish Sea Foam!
It's me! Woman, who thinks she gave birth to Niall Horan by mistake, and then he was stillen from birth house.
Hello, Irish mom, are you crazy or what?
When a girl slaps her pubic region until it turns red, then sits on someone’s face.
Hey daddy, you want an Irish Muffin, or what?
Joe Fyglnopelmnaxyoz provided me with the best Irish Muffin I’ve ever had in my life; and I keep coming back for more.