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a plastic fork after eating a tv dinner and cleaning it with your t-shirt
you still eating your dinner paddy or can you throw me the Irish comb
Put a potato in your butt hole and push it out creating a mashed potato effect to leave on a partners chest.
Sally gave Scottie an Irish pie, and it wasn’t even his birthday!
Sex move where you apply heavy lubricant to a girl's sphincter. Then some asshole with no teeth fills his mouth with whipped cream and gummy bears and spits them into her butthole. Afterwards the toothless participant slurps the shit covered gummy bears out and gurgles them around in his mouth giving his gums a super decent massage.
Often times this is followed up by the woman upper cutting the toothless fuckers face and yelling at him to get the fuck out for being such a desperately pathetic douche bag.
This is typically performed by men highly susceptible to relapsing on hard drugs.
During the AA meeting, Bobby asked if he could discuss feelings of guilt and shame for the topic after receiving an Irish Gummybear from his secret lover.
When you pee in someone’s mouth while your pee makes a rainbow effect and the person’s mouth acts like the pot of gold.
He was getting me mad so I gave him an Irish pot of gold.
1: how is toby?
2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u
1: how is toby?
2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u
A redhead with an unshaved bush (carpet matches the drapes).
Drank too much green beer on St. Patty's day and ended up going down on Karen. She's got a real Irish Taco there.