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Jacob

The most wonderful guy you’ll ever meet. A guy who’ll shower you with affection and make every day more fun. You’ll want to be cuddled up with him forever because he has the best hugs on the planet. Incredibly intelligent and a wit for the ages. If you’re lucky enough to get yourself a Jacob, get ready to watch a lot of movies and go never let him go.

Ugh that guy is so sweet and has beautiful hair… He’s gotta be a Jacob.

Wow you can tell by how loving that guy is that he’s a Jacob.

by bethicat January 10, 2025


Jacob

A dude who has a massive cock, is jacked, and gets bitches

That Jacob is one lucky son of a bitch

by J69696969 September 19, 2018


Jacob

A guy who is a complete douche bag, he’s a player and it’s a miracle if you meet a Jacob and he’s loyal. Usually plays baseball and really immature. If you meet a Jacob be careful cause he will either play you or stick with u for the rest of your life. Don’t trust him unless u really know him.

Hey I met a Jacob today

Bob- be careful around him

by Annoyinglyannoyed June 11, 2019


Jacob

A guy who is a complete douche bag, he’s a player and it’s a miracle if you meet a Jacob and he’s loyal. Usually plays baseball and really immature. If you meet a Jacob be careful cause he will either play you or stick with u for the rest of your life. Don’t trust him unless u really know him.

Hey I met a Jacob today

Bob- be careful around him

by Annoyinglyannoyed June 11, 2019


Jacob

A cute mafia with specs

Wow look at tat egotistical Jacob.

by Hesto August 20, 2023


Jacob

Fat as with pube hairs on his neck, totally steals shit, and is fuckin rich, flexes on everyone, and is a total dushbag to a certain person.

Dude Jacob totally swooped in and stole my girl now hes gunna smash her while he slaps her with his gucci belt.

by mcnibbins May 10, 2018


Jacob

Really likes Cum. He really likes Cum. Like really. Funny guy who really likes cum.

"Jacob Really likes cUM"
"Oh yeah i heard"

by CumDuzzler May 18, 2020