i just came in my daughter

When you cum in your daughter you are making your daughter have a baby with your semen.

I just came in my daughter three times.

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Why are we still here, just to suffer?

I honestly have no clue.

Quarantine be like: Why are we still here, just to suffer?

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The kind of girl who just takes a shit

An extremely ugly, disgusting girl who has nothing going for her, who thinks shes hot shit.

Nick: Dude I hate stephanie
Jeremy: Yea man, shes the kind of girl who just takes a shit

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I just want to find 11,780 votes

When a failure of a fake president gets caught trying to steal an election after accusing everyone of rigging the election against him.

Trump fan- Democratz are tryna steal diz elecshun!
Logical person- Haven't you heard the leaked audio tape? "‘I just want to find 11,780 votes’" President Trump
Trump fan- boy, datz fake news I tell ya!
Logical person- *Plays audio*
Trump fan- *crickets*

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I'm just pissing on you're tits

Usually followed by a joke or an untruth to show you were just kidding; it's kind of like saying "I'm just yanking you're chain"

Guy 1: "Hey man, you're girlfriend gave me head last night"

Guy 2: "What?! Are you serious?!"

Guy 1: "Nah, I'm just pissing on you're tits haha"

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i'm not saying, i'm just saying

Insulting someone, while still being polite.

Guy: Tiffany's ugly as shit.
Guy 2: wait, what?
Guy: I'm not saying, I'm just saying
Guy 2: eh, guess you're right. She is pretty fucking ugly

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Just Trying To Get A Mother Fucking Scholarship

A term that is used when someone does not actually know what they are doing, or when someone does not care about what the other person has to say.

Matt: Hey man what's up! We haven't talked in forever!

Zach: Oh nothing much, JUST TRYING TO GET A MOTHER FUCKING SCHOLARSHIP!

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