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When you have an incredibly sexy idea and your dick lights up a little in your jeans.
Baby, I just had a light bulb in the pocket. You should let me flip you over and go at a 30 degree angle. Also, put these handcuffs on.
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AKA the Philly Eagles
I can't believe that the Camden Light Choakers lost yet again in the playoffs, what a bunch of sorry losers!
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To do one green light suicide is to run across the side of the street that is currently open, press the pedestrian button and run back to the other side of the street and press that button. This can be done in hopes that the light will change faster. To measure physical improvement, see how many you can do before the light changes and keep trying to improve your score at the same intersection.
Oh god i'm so out of shape, I could only do two green light suicides before the light changed. The antonym for green light suicide is a red light suicide.
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The art of inserting your penis into a fleshlight and then engaging in intercourse while it is on your penis.
"Dude I totally got a light at the end of the tunnel from this skank I picked up at the bar last night!"
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the big red light district is amsterdam sex cinemas gay cinemas for guys only prostitute houses and red lights everywhere girls in glow in the dark outfits ppl tryin to pick up any one clubs and more clubs and red lights out side the houses basically mean some prostitute is workin
red light district is amsterdam
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When you die you will see a light at the end of a tunnel, which is the demon infested lava pit.
Lets go to the light at the end of the tunnel-Aaaaaaah demons! They smell bad! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
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Denim jeans which hae a very pale, plain and light blue colouration and tend to be worn by homosexual men.
"I think that guy is turning gay. He's started sleeping with men and he's wearing light blue jeans,"
"yer, that's always a giveaway,"
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