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Luke is a such a cute lil’ smol bean buuuttt is also super shady. When you see a Luke you will definitely think he’s just a cute lil’ innocent boi but then you talk to him you’ll realize he’s actually the shadiest rat ever. They also act exactly like a valley girl and a surfer dude combined. Honestly Lukes are honestly so cool even tho they’re suler shady and their shade is honestly the best part about them.
“That guy looks so cool”
“Yeah, but his so FUCKING shady”
“Yeah, he’s got be a Luke”
“Yeah, “
If you know a Luke then you know what annoying is A Luke will diddle his fingers like a fool playing an invisible flute Every thing he says about himself is usually the opposite A Luke loves to beat women because he is too short to beat men
Usually a wrestler who loves tights and rolling around with other dudes Falls in life with every girl he meets A complete and creepy weirdo a stalker A shitty friend Usually a mechanic or welder by trade
But at night he loves to break a drag Queen His wardrobe consists of the finest quality lingerie and high heels You can usually run into him getting a black dildo shoved up his ass by his wife Gena Loves to repeat him self and be annoyinbr
What a fucking creepy weirdo
That dude is a Luke for sure
Handsome, kind, and pretty much irresistible, even when he pisses you off, you can't help but love him. Luke is very smart and talented, which is probably the reason why his ego is so big. If you were that smart, your head wouldn't fit through the doorway. Just sayin'. He is so attractive that people stop their cars, roll down their windows, and take pictures of him for their locked note documents. Even if he always makes fun of you, he will still be the nicest dude you have ever met. His legs are so hairy it makes your mother-in law's moustache look like peach fuzz. Legend says that his leg hair is the source of his strength. If you have a Luke in your life, never ever let him go.
Luke is someone everyone wants to be around. He is an amazing boyfriend, best friend, and all around good person. He is very charming, competitive, smart, and has a great voice. A very outgoing person, definitely an extrovert. (Into blondes with green eyes ONLY)
Wow! Luke is really awesome. His blonde green eyed girlfriend is pretty cool too.
That one kid who uses smh too much.
Wow Luke needs to learn English