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Matt is a little sthinker who likes his cop car. He works at big lots and doesn’t know who stalks him.
But is a word and if you add t it makes butt. I say, add a t to anything? It means butt. Mat+t=Matt Matt=Butt
Dude: I’m going to poop Dude 2: ok. By the way your poop is going to come out of your Matt
A guy who says dating is like an interview, you have to make yourself sound better than you are.
A guy who says he's an introvert but spends his evenings yelling at friends online.
A guy who says he stopped investing in the relationship 2 years ago but still got her pregnant.
You're being a real Matt right now, some might call you a coward.
the kid that tells people to stop manspreading
matt has a dig bick
a being. an omnipotent being. beyond the human understanding
person 1: what are you???
?̴̺̞̈́͋͌́̓̑̽?̵̻̤͕͓̳̣̥̮̙̯̀̃̐̈́̓̾͠?̴̛̛̦̱̫̀̋̄͗͋̈́̕? ͚̟̗̞̜̻̐̿ͅ: i'm Matt.
That guy that actually thinks ultimate frisbee is a sport and not a hobbie.
a guy that will definitely have an affair with someone (a realtor), and in the same marriage, get disorderly conduct with a weapon while intoxicated. He also only runs on black coffee and liquor.