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Mikelis

Mikelis is hot asf, dude has a massive penis. He is loving, and charming, brown hair, green eyes, the perfect man! He is basically a god, no no no, I am wrong, HE IS A GOD! Fucking beast in everything, especially in bed, this man destroys everything in his way, not a single cervix will stop this man. His bff Victor is hot asf too btw. MARRY BOTH OF EM.

Yo is that Mikelis?
Yeah, the hottest man in the world.

by Danskletisk December 9, 2021


Mike Math

Saying you're going to pay for or give equal cost on a shared product and then only giving 45%,40%, or 30%.

Tomas: hey do you want to split dinner tonight? I've only got 15.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.

by August 26, 2022


mike lucci

is a fucktard

mike lucci is a fucktard

by meowfaced September 3, 2019


mike peters

tall, slanging some heat, bucket

whos mike peters?

he tall, slanging some heat, literally a walking bucket

by dickpuddle42069 March 17, 2020


mike peters

tall, slanging some heat, bucket

whos mike peters?

he tall, slanging some heat, literally a walking bucket

by dickpuddle42069 March 17, 2020


Jhon Mike

Jhon Mike is a two english combination words or names. Jhon is someone who's personality is sweet and loveable while Mike is someone who's personality is mysterious and very private. They don't usually interact with other people without judging them first.

Jhon should be pronounce as Jon while John should be pronounce as Jan.

Jhon Mike when you always need me.

by Summer Seasonn May 12, 2022


Beer Can Mike

Offical traed mrkl of DOGECAN HELL YAeh.! Beer can Mike is a hermit. Berr can Miek eats cox n bolz. Mike's beer can is about as big as a beer can. Beercan Mike recycles. Good for him. #belikemike

Person 1: "Well I was headed over to beer can Mike and Cody's today."
Person 2: "Does he was some of my beer cans?"
Person 1: "Probably."

by Beer Can Mike August 15, 2021