DUDE HAS THE BIGGEST COCK PULLS THE BADDEST BITCH ALL HAIL MIKE LANE
MIKE LANE FOR PRESIDENT
Mike Xiao means a big dick in your mouth ''I had a mike xiao last night
I got a Mike Xiao last night.
Girl:Hey “Who’s that guy Mike snyder?”
Response:“Only the hottest man alive”
That one 35-ish year old employee who hangs out with all the other teenagers. Sometimes he’s chill though
“Yo dude did you see Creepy Mike on the way back from Safeway?”
“No dude don’t call him that he’s actually chill”
An urban legend who can shift through realities with a snap of his fingers. He is both alive and a ghost so nobody notices him and he is an arsonist. If you see him hide your kids and your wife.
Joseph: Hey look out i think i saw metal mike, GET INSIDE NOW!!!
Kaeya’s wife and #1 fan girl!!!
Mikeely: “I love Kaeya!”
“We know.”
Mikelis is Latvian a name of archangel Michael. This means that Mikelis is a descendent of god. He is the most beautiful being to ever exist, and a man with the name Mikelis will always be loyal. The perfect guy!
Yo that guy gave that homeless man a Lambo! He is a total Mikelis.