Random
Source Code
Random
That guy that annoys the fuck out of you at the bar. Rabid Patriots fan but has never even been to Boston or any other place close to New England. 105 pounds on a good day and buys his clothes from the kids section at Kohl's. Will likely smoke all your cigarettes.
- "I haven't had a blowjob in months...any ideas?"
- "Call Mike Mike."
The definition of soulmates. They fight for each other, respect one another and love like crazy. They saved each other from the dark and when they took each others hands, they just knew that something great awaited them. They were destined to be together and would ride or die and face whatever life threw at them. Forever wasn’t long enough for their love is what they always said.
That’s so Mike and Kristan, I am so jealous!
To be the poorest and stupidest of them all. The king of poverty.
There is no greater shame than to be called a Mike Delorme.
hey did you hear back from the bank?
Yeah they're for closing my home. Guess you could call me Mike Delorme now.
Old and Michael. He's best defined as shitty.
Hey where's Mike?
You mean Ole Mike?
Yeah?
In the back being shitty.
In the late 60s early 70s fashion "Mike El Kush "
was a designer brand mostly worn by cannibals.
The clothing line was short lived resulting in being discontinued after being exposed & several lawsuits for their
human skin handbags,wallets, as well as human teeth on most of their winter coats.
co-founder -Frank lee Wilson & Robert j. James
founder were. Marsha Reeds, Barry Ford & Albert cooks
I have a Mike El Kush jacket in my closet but I will never wear it in public.