The correct term for a "Cat", the highest form of life on earth (second only to God) and a vastly superior creature to the Land Beast.
Has anyone seen my Land Monster?
Yeah, it's out plotting world domination in the garden.
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The inability to stop oneself from eating anything and everything in sight, like Cookie Monster from Seasame Street.
"What's this? This no plate of cookies. This plate of BBQ wings. Ah. Who me kidding? Me compulsive eater. Mahmahmah!" -Cookie Monster on a skit
"Mmm....leftovers!" -Me with my Cookie Monster Syndrome
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A derivative word for female bastard, child who is a girl and is born when the mom was not in a relationship and therefore has no dad.
Cindy's mom was never married, she was born a gooch monster.
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The act of dying the hair on ones cooter blue and adhering googly eyes to it so that it resembles the "cookie monster". Another partner may then insert cookies into the vagina and proceed to consume them upon intercourse. The person who acts as the recipient of the cookies is known as the Cooter Cookie Monster
Chris: Dude, last night Rachel and I totally tried the Cooter Cookie Monster
Bob: Oh man that's hawt!!!
Chris: Yeah dude, I've still got cookie crumbs on my balls though!
Bob: Oh man, that's nasty!
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basically to have sex lying down, cannot be vertical
or doing the crazed dance of the time, also while lying down
also can mean 2 monsters having sex, lying down
i walked in a they were doing the horizontal monster mash
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One who creeps from house to house at night and places his/hers, genetals upon ones forhead while one is sleeping.
Holy fuck balls, its the tea bag monster!
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Used when describing the act of urinating, usually by pirates or uneducated people who think they're pirates. Originally used in the movie "Dodgeball."
Yargh! Stevie's gotta go drain the sea monster!