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A middle class guy who lives in a suburban area only because he lives with his parents, otherwise he'd be living in a shithole on the south side of Chicago. This candidate also possesses thrifty values and isn't afraid to turn down a movie or mini-golfing with his friends because he feels $7 is too much to have 2 hours of fun. Mainly, someone who has nothing better to do with their money but to save it and never enjoy life.
Mike is a poor cocksucking mother fucker because decided to sit at home online and continually check myspace and facebook instead of spending $7 to have a quality time with his friends.
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That one little smug son of a bitch that will stick itself up your mothers' anus
Toaster Strudel: "Oh fuck yeah, johnny's mother is home, and taking off her clothes; time to dive in!"
"Oh, damn! that fuck mothering toaster strudel sent itself up my mom's ass again!"
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deadset my heart and soul, clean as a kiwi cranny-bum
choice bro,now that's as clean as your mother's reputation
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Worse than you're mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny COMBINED.
When this phrase is uttered, the speaker immediately transcends to the next galaxy, and the sun becomes a black hole.
Ryan: ur mom gay
Ethan: ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny
Ethan: say it u won't
Ryan: B E T
Ryan: UR BROTHER UR MOTHER
*solar system collapses, universe shrinks, Ryan transcends to heaven*
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insult worse than just mother fucker
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the coolest person on the earth. people usually refer to him as "andre the giant" or "frenchy"
i wonder what andrew mother fucking french is fucking up tonight?
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Used by My Chemical Romance's Gerard Way when he's playing kickball drunk :
"This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy, pumkin pie mother fuckers !"
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