Muffin Top

When a girl's pubic hair is visible above her belt line. This usually occurs when low riders are combined with a lack of personal grooming or the act of reaching over one's own head.

Sally and I are going to the library to see who can spot the most muffin tops! Wanna come?

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muffin club

A group of large lesbian type woman which have fat hanging over their faces and hands, who like to stroke each other especially in their god given places to do the bad. sort of like assmongrels.

When I hit 300 pounds, I'm going to run for president of the muffin club.

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morning muffin

Morning sex as soon as you awake.

I awoke this morning to
My morning muffin.

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terd muffin

a fucktard or wigglesworth
a worthless person who would never make it to the show "average joe"
a person who acts fruity or with baby ruth mannerisms.
a person who sucks someone's ass to get a little closer...

Johnny acted like a softie to Jules Asner, what a terd muffin!!!

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Frag-Muffin

Used to replace Fuck in a sentence.

What the Frag-Muffin! That guy just keyed my car!

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muffin crust

muffin crust - Slang used to describe a person who has a large midsection that is exposed and hangs over the top of her pants due to the fact that the pants are too small in the waistline. Named due to the fact that the fat hangs over in resemblance to the batter hanging over on a muffin. Also known as muffin top, crust, and just plain fat hanging over. Not to be confused with a midriff baring top that smaller women with a flat midsection wear to show off their abs.

e.g., Eeeewww. Look at the muffin crust on Chris. She needs to lose some weight or buy bigger pants. The must have run out of XXXL.

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neck muffin

Neck skin that hangs over a too-tight collar.

She: You need to buy new shirts.
He: Why?
She: Your collar is so tight that you have a neck muffin.

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