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Doing your chores last minute and quickly like a ninja before either one or both of your parents arrive home. Or to pretend that you did your chores when they left to go out but instead you decided to hold it off and be lazy till you had no choice but be quick like a ninja to finish off them chores and thats why its called ninja chores.
A conversation through text message.
Person 1:Hey, whats up? can i come over to hang?
Person 2:Hey, umm..prolly in an hour is fine.
Person 1:Okay dude. What are you up too now?
Person 2:Um...my parents will be home in 15 minutes so i gotta do ninja chores so they'll see i finished my chores and so you could come over.
Person 1:Haha, ninja chores awesome!
Person 2:Lols, yeah i ttyl gotta gett um done laters!
After someone drops a stank bomb, the other person covers there face with there shirt leaving only the eyes exposed. If stank is strong enough They will quickly exit like a ninja.
Man Look at Dave go, Kevin must had dropped a stank bomb, Its like he dissapered in a puff of dodo gas.
Was he even wearing a ninja mask?
A women who sleeps around without anyone knowing
Angelina Jolie is a ninja slut
One makes a single random comment in someone elses conversation, which ends up killing it and making it awkward for everyone else. This is similar to a ninja swiftly killing a target then exiting.
Guy 1: Hey, do you see that really hot chick over there?
Guy 2: Hell yea, Id hit that all night!
Conversation Ninja: I screwed her and gave her herpes *disappears*
Guy 1: Oh... Im gonna go now.
When you see a hot girl in a YouTube video and you want to know who she is (obviously for research purposes), you ask that in the comment section. Then a Research Ninja volunteers, do his research, risk his life to stalk her on the internet and get you the information you want.
Person 1: Does anyone know the girl at 05:04? For research purposes of course.
Person 2: Her name is XXXX YYYY
Person 1: Thanks Research Ninja! You saved the day.
1. Diarrhea so bad you can shit through a screen door.
2. When some one pisses you off, and you have ninja training, and that person you are mad at has a screen door on their home...you take your explosive gas/fecal matter and blast it through their screen door; thereby causing the effect of the ninja splatter. This phenomenon occurs mostly in rural areas and trailer parks.
Jimmy cheated on me with my brother, he left his door open, so I hit his screen door with a ninja splatter to let him know I ain't taking it.
When a person suddenly appears out of nowhere like a ninja and instantly makes you feel uncomfortable, often causing an awkward silence, then disappears just as quickly
First Guy: "Then, Tommy's friend just popped up out of nowhere and started listening to our conversation, no idea how long he was standing there."
Second Guy: "Then he disappeared next time you looked over?"
First Guy:"Yeah, how did you know?"
Second Guy: "He's an Awkward Ninja"