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When a person suddenly appears out of nowhere like a ninja and instantly makes you feel uncomfortable, often causing an awkward silence, then disappears just as quickly
First Guy: "Then, Tommy's friend just popped up out of nowhere and started listening to our conversation, no idea how long he was standing there."
Second Guy: "Then he disappeared next time you looked over?"
First Guy:"Yeah, how did you know?"
Second Guy: "He's an Awkward Ninja"
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A racial slur for a negro. comes from when a negro disappears like a ninja when cotton is in the need of picking
Where did that Cotton Ninja go? He needs to get to work!
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To make a ninja like escape from the other party of a one night stand, upon waking and find they seem to have grown ugly over the period of sleep.
Man, you shoulda seen the heffer i hooked up with last night, woke up, and did a ninja exit out the window.
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1. Diarrhea so bad you can shit through a screen door.
2. When some one pisses you off, and you have ninja training, and that person you are mad at has a screen door on their home...you take your explosive gas/fecal matter and blast it through their screen door; thereby causing the effect of the ninja splatter. This phenomenon occurs mostly in rural areas and trailer parks.
Jimmy cheated on me with my brother, he left his door open, so I hit his screen door with a ninja splatter to let him know I ain't taking it.
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When you see a hot girl in a YouTube video and you want to know who she is (obviously for research purposes), you ask that in the comment section. Then a Research Ninja volunteers, do his research, risk his life to stalk her on the internet and get you the information you want.
Person 1: Does anyone know the girl at 05:04? For research purposes of course.
Person 2: Her name is XXXX YYYY
Person 1: Thanks Research Ninja! You saved the day.
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After someone drops a stank bomb, the other person covers there face with there shirt leaving only the eyes exposed. If stank is strong enough They will quickly exit like a ninja.
Man Look at Dave go, Kevin must had dropped a stank bomb, Its like he dissapered in a puff of dodo gas.
Was he even wearing a ninja mask?
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A women who sleeps around without anyone knowing
Angelina Jolie is a ninja slut
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