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The current North-side Gang leader (Brisbane) is Shlookus Moockus of the Paduainian district (Kedron).
Height: 9'7
Weight: 900kg
Eye colour: Brown
Early life:
He was born on the north side of the Brisbane river in a small barn in 1947. His parents were humble candle farmers. He would help out on the farm buy picking the candle trees. He found an intrest in Starwars and cameoed in Starwars: The Phantom Mince.
Mafia Life:
Kill count: 294049 (March 1st 2023)
Gang Members: 2045
Person 1: Oh god help
Person 2: Whats wrong?
Person 1: The north side is after me
Person 2: Watch out for SHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 3: NOT THE NORTH-SIDE GANG LEADER (Brisbane)
An extremely unathletic school located in Western NY. They compete in the Niagara Frontier League every year but would probably be better off if they didn’t at all.
Mike: Yo bro, did you hear about NT?
Kyle: Nah man what happened?
Mike: They just lost another game haha, North Tonawanda shouldn’t even have sports there at this point.
Shari M Francis is The North Star. She'll knock the oppressor's down. She will not let them take your rights & freedoms away.
The North Star is a celestial being. The North Star is called upon to bring justice for those which cannot defend themselves.
the first place I considered killing myself. air quality worse than china.
Ethan: It’s your first year at North Peace Secondary School! How do you like it so far?
Joe: I want to kill myself
NPSS is a school filled with juulers, SoundCloud rappers and pregnant 16 year olds
A shitty school in San Marcos, Full of lesbians, Tik Tok thots, and wannabe Latinos. Half of the school is white or half, Full of white supremacist wannabes, thotty gals, and shitty mental health help. Now if you want to go there get ready to learn 2 things. Jack and Shit, the curriculum changes a lot, projects are always in groups, and You sacrifice your mental health in exchange for a grade. No one learns shit in that school, Oh yea Escondido schools don't really like this place for a reason.
person 1: I went to High Tech Middle North County
person 2: so that's why you came back
person 1: grades dropped harder than my will to live..
North Forsyth JROTC is the junior reserve officer training program at north forsyth high school. They have won naval honor school for a bunch of years because much like your mother with guest they put on a front for others and yell behind closed doors. It is a lot of fun for about a week until they start shitting on you for everything you do. Watch out for the “senior leadership” that somehow manage to have both their heads in their asses and their noses in others business at the same time. In this program you will do pt where the leadership will yell at you to run faster even though they are the fat ones slowing the group down. You will also participate in drill where no one can understand the donkeys calling commands. Don’t worry everyone is treated equally unless you are so mental that they are afraid to scold you because you may commit suicide, then you will get a free pass. No worries social skills and basic human decency is not needed and most people in the program don’t have it, especially the leadership. Most importantly don’t forget to have fun even when you accidentally choose one of the many showers with no pressure because the majority of them are shit!
Billy: Hey, how can I fix my mental health?
Martha: Get as far away from north Forsyth JROTC as possible.
A piece of shit. But artsy :3
Rachel north is always shit.