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Nose-guarding is to act within a social situation in a similar way for another person that is done as the sporting position of nose guard does.
People are nose-guarding for Nick after his arrest by defending him in spite of the evidence.
When your having sex and your partner drips snot into your mouth from above.
Yo my dude me and my bitch had sex last night
She had a wicked cold and I got a mad nose drop.,!
Someone who has a nose that smells, sniffs is lots of things
“Damn bro you got the Norman nose”
Someone who has a nose that smells, sniffs is lots of things
“Damn bro you got the Norman nose”
are mean and spiteful or stupid, or you do not like them. A dirty scum bag really stupid
Hey prick nose cocksucker you got something on your nose loser ass
When a person blows their nose so hard that it sounds like
Dizzy Gillespie getting warmed up before his next set. Usually caused when one nasal passage is held closed with a tissue while the other is left slightly open. Sometimes sounds like a loud fart which often confuses innocent bystanders as they expect to smell the familiar scent of ass but are left feeling disappointed due to a lack of closure. Multiple blasts of the horn may be heard repeatedly, especially if one has a cold or allergies or has built up a lot of congestion. Just as a cellist utilizes their bow, a nose trumpeter uses his tissue paper to craft subtle harmonics and vibratos which perfectly accompany the sounds of nasal fluid blasting out of his nose holes at 100 miles per hour.
Every office job usually has at least one of these talented horn players, and late in the day when the office is quiet you can often hear their stunning performances echoing across the cube farm. Note that nose trumpeting is a finely honed skill, so when you're just starting to play you may only be able to play a single, very loud pitch. This is expected, but with consistent practice, you'll be covering your favorite jazz standards in no time.
Looks like Bill's playing his nose trumpet for the entire office again.
The bloody nose the occurs when you are squatting over the toilet to pee in a public restroom and your overly loud FUN co-worker spots a doody in a nearby bowl and shouts out loud - "DOODY WITH CORN" - but you can't laugh because a snooty co-worker is in the next stall.
The huge piece of corny shit in the ladies room was hilarious. Because a snobby co-worker was in a nearby stall and I was hovering so not to touch the gross bowl with my ass, I held back a bursting laugh which to my surprise caused a nose-eurysm.