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Penis stress

When you’re constantly stressed because of the small size of your penis.

Bro what’s up with him he’s always so uptight!”

“Don’t worry about it bro it’s just penis stress.”

by Cocksan November 4, 2018


Squishy penis

a less aggressive way of saying soft cock

Your mate is a squishy penis

by Ranga696969 May 3, 2019


Penis Needles

Penis needles

Penis Needles is a battery-operated game of physical skill that tests players' hand-eye co-ordination and pain endurance.

It consists of a "needle", lithographed with a comic likeness of a doctor (nicknamed "Dr. Prickles") and a large, red syringe for storing a variety of liquids packaged with the game. In the syringe plunger are a number of mechanical springs that gyrate the needle to give it its "Jackhammer Effect". To work, the game requires two AA batteries.

There is one set of cards included with the game: Taker cards. There is also a set of dice: Giver dice. Each player rolls the dice before every round. The player with the highest roll is dubbed the "Giver" for said round. This means he will be injecting the "Taker". If he happens to also be the taker for that round, he must inject himself.

Players take turns to pick Taker cards, which offer a cash payment for injecting a particular liquid, using the needle and syringe. If a player successfully injects an entire vile into his penis, said player collects the amount shown on their card. However, if the metal tip of the syringe is removed before the entire dose is injected (affectionately know as a "low ball"), a buzzer sounds, and the player loses their turn. The winner is the player with the most money after all the vials have been injected.

Damn I have more track marks on my penis than a heroin addict has on their forearms on account of all the Penis Needles I've been playing.

by drprickles December 11, 2013


judes penis

Small tiny cock

He has not seen it it years

Luna said it was too small

Less than a centimeter

He’s also gay for penis

Judes penis non visible almost a blank spot

by Jakes massive dong April 11, 2019


Joseph Penis

Jase's Fuckin Dad

"You lookin Thicc Joseph Penis"

by DADDY SKWOMP May 20, 2019


Penis Shelf

Penis shelf is where you go to store your penis in the basement after you get married. A cold dark dusty shelf where things no longer of use are stored.

My buddy Freddie Goldheart used to slay so many gals , now that he is married his johnson is in the basement on the penis shelf

Now that I'm married I guess I will retire my johnson to the penis shelf

by Metroid22 January 22, 2022


penta-penis

Multiracial dicks arranged in a pentagram.

"I have to pray to my penta-penis."
"your WHAT"

by regionalatleast November 2, 2017