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when someone sets out to make something "cool" or enhance something, when in reality their efforts make that thing terrible.
Taken from an Episode of "Doug", when Doug tries to take his dad's kite design for "the funny 5" (the fifth in the kite in a series) and make it more "cool" like his friends kite, but in fact makes the kite suck hard and not even fly.
He got a great design from a professional designer, but then he got "the funny 5" syndrome and started adding stuff and changes things. pretty soon it sucked hard
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Its when you are at work and you had a big lunch....then you have to take a dump just before you leave. The 5:00 deuce!
Where is Jason? he is taking a 5:00 deuce!
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1. When you're having sex with a pregnant woman and the fetus falls out onto the floor, you have 5 seconds to get it back in or else you must eat it.
2. When you trip and fall on the ground and your homie yells "5-second rule" and starts eating your ass.
1: Guy: Uh oh honey, it just popped out! My bad!
Girl: Well I guess you have 5 seconds to put Cleetus back in.
Guy: Oh, right the 5-second rule!
Oops it's too late now.
*Shoves Cleetus down his throat*
Girl: *Cries*
2: Bro 1: Watch out, your dick's untied.
Bro 2: *trips on dick and faceplants*
Bro 3: 5-second rule!
Bro 1 and 3: Start eating Bro 2's ass.
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A widely known rule used to make morons feel better about eating off of the ground. Supposedly the food god protects all food for 5 seconds after it touches the ground. After which the food god will become angry and infest it with cooties.
Moron: Oh noes my sammich!
Food god: Hurry, pick it up. 5 second rule!
~5 seconds later~
Moron: ...What?
Food god: I am angered! I shall infest your sandwich with cooties!!
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to: shake hands with the devil
self pollute
self harm
choke the chicken
releive ones self
wank
Gill: whats wrong Bob? Do you want me to perform fellatio to you again?
Bob: Fuck no, ur teeth grind me bell like a cheese grater, u fukin whore, get out, il have a 5knuckle shuffle instead
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CHEVROLET BLAZER K/5
Sickest wheelin truck there is. Especially the first gen, 1971, like mine. Mobbs deep. 350ciV8, 2dr,full convertible...
lets hop in the blazer,roll frisco, bust out an 8th, and roll up a hella fat wrap
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A common texting agreement between two or more acquaintances that after a 5 minute period with no reply, you must accept the fact that the person you are trying to reach does not want to talk to you. After this 5 minute period, you may not re-send your message, send a new one, call, or apologize for interrupting their meeting. This agreement is usually made official by means of contract, or simply by not disagreeing when the rule is suggested.
Man 1: Hey man 2, lets go to the club man!
Man 2: Ahh man I can't, im waiting for Katie to reply.
Man 3: Dammit Man 2, you've been waiting for Katie to reply for at least 6 minutes now. 5 minute rule dude.
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