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When it’s Christmas morning and you wake up to a massive woody
Hey I’m kurt and I woke up this morning to a gigantic winters bone
a joint, a spiff, a marijuana cigarette; origin 60's hemp hippy culture.
Let's light up a sky bone.
Sending a girl pictures of your dick in an instagram theme style.
First balls then multiple pictures of the shaft but instead of sending the tip to finish it off you send the balls again by accident so it looks like a dog bone.
Hey bro I accidently dog boned this girl last night, shit was wild!
Cooter-bones are the small bones in your cooter!
Yes ladies let’s move them cooter-bones!
When you are about to plant your yearly daffodils, before you do so you have to 'garden bone' this is where you pour old gritty soil inside your foreskin and a tiny bit in your japs eye, wank and make yourself cum- then use the soil and cum mixture residue to plant your new daffodils.
Hey Jamal you crazy bastard, you can't just plant those daffodils without have a garden bone for fuck sake! Grandad will go skitz!
Having sex with a woman who looks like your ex.
Tim: “Hey dude, I meet this girl that looks like Molly, and we boned.”
Bill:” So you had a clone bone.”