Random
Source Code
Random
When you are about to plant your yearly daffodils, before you do so you have to 'garden bone' this is where you pour old gritty soil inside your foreskin and a tiny bit in your japs eye, wank and make yourself cum- then use the soil and cum mixture residue to plant your new daffodils.
Hey Jamal you crazy bastard, you can't just plant those daffodils without have a garden bone for fuck sake! Grandad will go skitz!
2👍 1👎
Having sex with a woman who looks like your ex.
Tim: “Hey dude, I meet this girl that looks like Molly, and we boned.”
Bill:” So you had a clone bone.”
1👍 1👎
Cooter-bones are the small bones in your cooter!
Yes ladies let’s move them cooter-bones!
1👍 1👎
Poping a boner during a hug, usually not expected.
My sexuality is in question after accidentally giving my dad a bone hug.
1👍 1👎
known as Ainz Ooal Gown is anime character from the anime called overlord
he's the protagonist and usually called bone daddy among anime community
bone daddy gonna rip the empire army apart
bone daddy is so op
3👍 1👎
When a woman is craving cock, even though they like to pretend they never get horny. It's like Jonesing for a cigarette, only in this case, it's cock.
Damn," said Sally. "I haven't been laid in three weeks. I have a serious Bone Jonesing going on. Let's see if the Marines are in town.
2👍 1👎