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porkin' a chick in her poontang and in her brown eye.
"bro, why are you gay, you should just get a chick like mine who'll let you slide one in the pink and one in the stink?"
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A person which when in conversation has a story to tell whether real or imagined, about a specific idea, person, place, event, or thing, that is more exhilarating, spontaneous, better, worse, shittier, greater, higher, lavish, outstanding, superior, superb, advanced, complex, sophisticated, splendid, wonderful, magnificent, improved, brilliant, admirable, excellent, terrific, marvelous, surprising, amazing, breathtaking, enhanced, thrilling, astonishing, fantastic, shocking, surprising, astounding, exciting, extraordinary, far-fetched, stimulating, electrifying, wonderful, stupendous, invigorating, or glorious then that of the previous story told. This person may also appear to be more cocky then confident, extremely egotistical, filled with jealousy, or a straight up hater. Also see hater JewJealous.
Danny McLOvin: Yo, I just bought a new Benz in cash by myself without even really working the shits hot.
Scottie McTalks: That shits only a C class, my dad has been working for 30 years, 13 hour days and has a S600, apartment in NYC, a house up in HillBilly land, and a few little doggies. Besides there are alot of little twits who have nice cars that mommy and daddy bought them.
Scottie McTalks is a one upper when he refers to his father having something better then McLovin, and the other little twits who have nice cars. Mctalks is also a hater when he displays jealousy and makes the statement that McLovin only has a c-class. One uppers are synonymous with haters in the fact that they hate other people because of their success and accomplishments and will attempt to ignore the fact that others are doing better then them.
Resentment is also a characteristic posessed by one uppers and haters, because of there lack of success and motivation they feel it is neccesary to put others achieveing more then them down.
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Mclovin: Yo, I just got a Kompressor benz all black, HID's, and 17' sport rims.
Baker: Thats a poor mans Benz I'm whippin a 87 Thunderbird with 126,000 miles on it.
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A term used to describe how stupid someone or something is. It can be used to display how you have no idea what someone is talking about.
person# 1: "And then she said..."
(akward silence)
person # 2: "yeah...whatever...Party of one."
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A term used in sports to describe a team's performance in the playoffs when they win their first round game but lose in the second round.
The Seahawks may have beaten the Saints in the wild card round, but they're gonna be one and done when they lose to the Bears in the divisional round.
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"Buy One Get One Me" is used when shopping for a gift for someone and you find something so great that you have to have one, too!
"Hi Mom, Merry Christmas! Here's a cool shirt. I hope you like it. Isn't it cute! I bought one just like it... I got it "Buy One Get One Me!"
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The best band throughout the entire world! Made up of 5 incredibly gorgeus boys who have amazing humour and banter (Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan & Zayn Malik"
As a matter of fact the 5 boys are so damn sexy that the world may well end because we can't handle they're sexiness and amazing voices.
Directioner: "OMG! It's One Direction!!! THEY'RE SO FUCKIN SEXY! fkjwf qdhvbeuv i think i might die..."
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Having only one child and not wanting anymore.
Mary: So when are you all going to have more kids?
Carol: Are you kidding? We are so one and done.
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