Out Pizza The Hut

The act of draining the hut of it's entire supply of pizza. This involves completely diminishing all of it's ingredients as well as the ice machine. It is written that when the hut is in it's strongest state it is not only impossible to overcome this ungodly challenge but attempting it also damns the souls of participants to suffer eternally in hell.

They say when you stare into the void - the void stares back... the void that is the life of the souls who attempted to outpizza the hut.

Ian: Want to outpizza the h -
God: -_-

out pizza the hut

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Out pizza the Hut

Outpizzaring the hut is physically and mentally impossible. If one was able to outpizza the hut they could have the power of god and be able to destroy space and time as we know it.

Jeff:Hey im about to out pizza the hut
God:internally screaming

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pizza box struggle

to have issues when trying to complete a simple task.

when i was trying to buckle my seat belt in the car, i couldn't find the buckle. i was having a pizza box struggle

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Kénji The Pizza Man

Literally the fucking incarnate of God's Holy will. He has the magic ability to deliver pizza to anyone in the known universe. His pizza company is rather special being named "Pizza Nut". His Pizza is made of the finest Tiddy milk dough harvested from the most organic anime girls. Don't get him mad cause he'll eat your ass through your mouth then steal your toenail collection jar. His side abilities include being a complete fucking nuisance, kik findering thots, and fucking over everyone in a general area.

Customer: "Ay yo gimme one of them Large Tiddy Milk Dough extra furry meat Pizza, extra mayonnaise on that bitch"

Kénji The Pizza Man: "Yeah Yeah Homie I gotchu bitch I'll be there in a couple weeks"

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Pizza human day

Eat a slice of pizza in honour of someone who looks like a pizza.

I ate a pizza for pizza human day in honour of milly

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dutch oven pizza

a turd that is made while you sleep
and you lie down on it
thus making it flat
like a pizza
(caution: may contain toppings)

oh dude!
i made the biggest dutch oven pizza last night!!
it even had toppings!!

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Netflix and pizza bitches

Young, self-loathing women who brag about being lonely and having Netflix and pizza as their only friends in an attempt to be funny but ending up making people feel bad for them.

"Hahahaha I'm SO lonely all I do is watch Netflix and eat pizza all day! I also have daddy issues...HAHAHAHA!"-Sally, one of many Netflix and pizza bitches.

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