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to have issues when trying to complete a simple task.
when i was trying to buckle my seat belt in the car, i couldn't find the buckle. i was having a pizza box struggle
Literally the fucking incarnate of God's Holy will. He has the magic ability to deliver pizza to anyone in the known universe. His pizza company is rather special being named "Pizza Nut". His Pizza is made of the finest Tiddy milk dough harvested from the most organic anime girls. Don't get him mad cause he'll eat your ass through your mouth then steal your toenail collection jar. His side abilities include being a complete fucking nuisance, kik findering thots, and fucking over everyone in a general area.
Customer: "Ay yo gimme one of them Large Tiddy Milk Dough extra furry meat Pizza, extra mayonnaise on that bitch"
Kénji The Pizza Man: "Yeah Yeah Homie I gotchu bitch I'll be there in a couple weeks"
Eat a slice of pizza in honour of someone who looks like a pizza.
I ate a pizza for pizza human day in honour of milly
a turd that is made while you sleep
and you lie down on it
thus making it flat
like a pizza
(caution: may contain toppings)
oh dude!
i made the biggest dutch oven pizza last night!!
it even had toppings!!
Young, self-loathing women who brag about being lonely and having Netflix and pizza as their only friends in an attempt to be funny but ending up making people feel bad for them.
"Hahahaha I'm SO lonely all I do is watch Netflix and eat pizza all day! I also have daddy issues...HAHAHAHA!"-Sally, one of many Netflix and pizza bitches.
The greatest Pizza Man in all of history.
I wish I could fuck Pizza Man Jones right now, he keeps himself AND thee pizza hot!
An Awesome Type Of Pizza and Also My Favourite
Yo! i'm Ordering Pizza What do You Want?
Ham and Pineapple Pizza!
DUH!