a term used by those in society who a member of the opposite sex would not touch with a 40 foot barge pole in order to justify why they are single and alone.
In essence - those females in society who can't get a man so pretend to like both sexes in order to look less pathetic and vice versa with males. More commonly female.
Note: Not to be confused with genuine bisexuals who enjoy both sexes and don't need to make themselves look less pathetic.
Girl 1: I'm bisexual!
Girl 2: No, you just tell yourself and everyone else that because you can't get a man. Meaning you suffer from social bisexuality.
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1. A place where people should be accepted the way they are instead of being told they aren't good enough
2. Apps that are designed to bring people together and bond, but do the exact opposite.
I was scrolling thru social media yesterday, this page convinced me to pop some pills and starve myself so i can be featured on their page.
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An individual who refuses to work so they hang in social crowds with followers to gain clout in hopes of a successful insta, YouTuber, social media life.
May exhibit signs of delusion of being successful with no work ethic, shift in appearance due to new trend or act disrespectful or socially arrogant in exchange of attention
- Dr. Chue
Some of Dr. Phil's guest are social bums who have no skills, no talents, not even a resume but believe they are meant for stardom.
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social retard
(semi-offensive term):
a) (offensive ): A person in North America, born after 1970, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious, non family, non endo-ethnic arranged marriage reasons.
b) a person in North America who was born after 1950, who was never mentally ill, yet who never had any close friends either when they were a bratager and idiotager, and turned out fine when they became young adults.
Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with such sociological concepts as swag and yolo, it is not royal flush to be a social retard under definition a), unless you want to, on your own free will, for who knows what reason, to star in the remake of the movie The 40 Year Old Virgin.
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The Act of using 2+ Social Networks at once. Often Between Facebook and Myspace
Derick: "Dude, I'm talking to my friends on Myspace AND Facebook!"
John: "What do i care, it's just Social Overload. Get a life, jerk."
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The social engineer walked into the classroom and said, "good morning boys and girls, today we are going to learn about the civil war."
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A casual gathering meant to ease the dreariness of winter.
Come over for social hibernation on Friday. We'll watch a documentary and eat TV dinners. You can wear sweatpants.
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