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A colloquial phrase used to refer to one's stash of condoms.
Sandy: I'm so wet Dan. I am ready. Put it to me right now.
Dan: Yea baby. Bend over for me while I rifle through Grandpa's Sock Drawer and sheath one up.
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Go up to a sole and sock him. January 15th is the official day
Haole 1: Tomorrow is Sock a sole day!!!!!
Haole 2: Yes!!!!
The act of taking a dump in replacement of a bar of soap in order to make a sock mace.
"I didn't have a bar of soap, so I just made an Alabama sock mace instead."
When someone shits his pants so much, it overflows his underwear, runs down his legs, and begins filling up his socks.
That dude was so scared, he looks like he shit his socks!
When two bros with pink socks, eg prolapsed rectums, scissor and dock their pink socks.
I can't believe Johnny and Michael actually dick the Pink Sock Dock
The level of confidence you walk around with when wearing black socks rather than white
homie #1 i was feeling like a pussy with my white socks yesterday
homie #2 you gotta wear them black socks bro. it'll give you that black sock swag
The male equivalent of a basic bitch. A simple cock sock is a fuckboi who faps to conversations among fellow fuckbois about sports they've never even played except their 0-12 high school team or the occasional pick up game. The simple cock sock likes to talk the talk but sucks soft serve ass shit when it comes to getting laid in real life.
Lavender: "So I was talking to that guy in Philly again and I think he's finally realized he officially wants to be with me."
Matilda: "Girl, don't bother with that simple cock sock. Leave him be with his inner tube arms and toothpick legs at the gym and his gallons of fuckboi protein powder."