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Hey have you seen that American bacon it jiggles when you pick it up
when two people are together and have a friend that hates when you call each other baby so you disguise it by saying bacon and cheese instead of baby
person 1 : im sad
person 2 : awh no ba- i mean bacon and cheese its ok
person 3 : oh???
Bacon and cheese when they are on call to their friend avoiding the name "Baby"
The words bacon and cheese are both foods
a dish your grandmother or mother makes for you when she wants to balance healthiness and taste.
Friend 1:''What'd you eat at your grandma's house?''
Friend 2:'' Oh i just ate some lentils and bacon.''
When a pig cums in a frying with an egg and the jizz ege mixture is fried in vegetable oil
Hey Max? What what do you want to eat for breakfast?
A bacon omelette!
magic pussy bacon is a ZAZA strand that's gon anally surprise u if more than 10gs are taken during one sitting
"NAHHH gang that magic pussy bacon had me anally surprised"
Gargling his bacon or Gargling bacon is a euphemism for dick sucking popularized by the band ninja sex party's song "accept my shaft"
Susan stopped making out out with Johhny andwent down and started gargling his bacon