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when u lose a debit card at a restaurant and start crying so u get free food
my friend rhys is a debit card crybaby. he got free food at state 48
6 feet of garden hose (to siphon gas from someone else's vehicle)
We're almost out of gas and I'm broke!
No prob, got my Alabama credit card.
They’re all put into the scenario of when you’ve just finished a therapy session and your card declines so you can’t pay for it so the therapist tries to undo everything you worked on in therapy by bringing the thing out that gave you all the trauma. Naming things that gave you severe trauma.
when your card declines at therapy so they bring out that one best friend you had as a teenager who you fell out with for literally no reason.
To Finger someone’s booty or vagina with both of your thumbs and open it.
Paul: Aye man last night was crazy! She let me shuffle her cards!
Brian: Daymn she let you shuffle her cards!
Shuffle her cards like fingering her ?rright?
Paul: Yehh man!
When you go shopping most shops are now card only
James : Welcome to the shop
Silly Customer : Hello (hands over items and cash )
James : We are card only you stupid bitch
When you go shopping most shops are now card only
James : Welcome to the shop
Silly Customer : Hello (hands over items and cash )
James : We are card only you stupid bitch
Gets the benefits of a female and a male by not being harassed by feminist.
You can’t do anything to me i have the feminism card i’m untouchable you can’t cancel me.