Sex-quity Card

When you have sex with your first person who is a member of AEA/Actor's Equity Association you get your "sex-quity card"

OMG I totally blew that hottie from Spring Awakening last night and bagged my sex-quity card.

Bill Cosby Card

There are four bases in a relationship

First base
Second base
Third base
and finally
the Home Plate

First is making out
second is making out with the tongue.
third is touching
and fourth is sex

There are times where there are accidents like rape and underage sex which is considered rape regardless of age. This is when the Bill Cosby Card gets played. Normally it is the man who plays it.

Once the card is played the male is in prison for a matter of 3-10 years for rape.

Don't say I didn't warn you. You already played the card. You're now a registered sex offender.

Troy: I heard Trevor played the Bill Cosby Card, Owen.
Owen: He did WHAT?
Troy: He pulled the Bill Cosby Card!
Owen: Did I hear that right?
Troy: Yes. Trevor boned Amanda just as they started dating and she filed a police report about a rape!

wv credit card

Basically, it consists of a clear rubber hose long enough to fit in a car gas tank & a container (gummint approved or not) to hold the gasoline. Hose needs to be clear so you can see when the gas starts flowing and thereby avoid swallowing too much gas.

Junior, go an' fetch us our WV credit card so's we can git our petrol from brother Cletus's 1977 Nova. Hell, he don't need all 8 gallons fer hisself!

card predator

Any website or business that is created simply to steal your credit or debit card

Hey, don’t trust those sites! You never know if they’re just card predators

5-card thud

When you are dealt a great hand in poker, and you feel your heart thud as a consequence, whereby you must keep calm to give a good poker face and play effectively thereafter.

Guy's thoughts: "Don't look suspicious. I hope nobody could tell that I just had a 5-card thud there."

Shard Card

Payments made with Meth.

A tweakers preferred 'Meth'od of payment is the Shard Card

Shard card

To purchase items of greater value with cheap amounts of meth. It came be said to be better than cash when bardering or serving tweekers and junkies that have items and are desprete for shards.

I got a brand new pair of Jordans with my shard card and it only cost me 29 dollars