A chode is a short and stubby penis OR a Wimpy, Nerdy, Malnourished, Gooning, Dimwit
If u are searching up the meaning of Chode you are too far gone
Winklefart: U-uh dude I walked up to this girl and when she said her name, I whimpered while combusting in my hot pink panties. She called me a chode that a good thing, right??
Cornelius: good god man, I'd take that to my grave.
A word used to describe loving your mother in a platonic context.
an unproportionate penis it is shorter but very thick
guy 1: my dick is bigger but not as long
thot: I love chodes
guy 2: wtf
Chode is the definition of a womanizer a small little man who has a small penis and acts like it’s huge and he will bring great dissatisfaction in bed sorry ladies
Her: Dawson kept is such a chode
Her2: he acts like he’s amazing but his pp is tiny ☹️
A short fat dick. Width is longer than height. Full boner looks like a meatball. Serious turn off for the ladies. Can also be used as an insult.
“OMG Have y’all heard about the roomer going around that Peyton and grant have chodes” “leave me alone you fucking chode”
Someone who’s brain is smaller than bigger.
Why did you fuck my mom? You chode!!!!!