Duck Lips

What morons say who haven't heard the term "duck face"

"Hey I just got the Internet, have you heard about 'duck lips'"?

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fuck a duck

fuck a duck?
screw a pigeon?
you better go to church
and get some religion!

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rubber duck

an inflatable boat (nautical slang)

There was a rubber duck but it did not look like it would be reliable in an emergency.

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duck phuck

recieving a mad ass blowjob, to the point where it makes a sound like a duck

johnny:yo suck my dick bitch
cindy:alright
johnny:aww hell ya nigga suck that shit trick
cindy: ahhh QUA QUA QUA QUA QUA QUA QUA

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daisy duck

a very attractive pregnant woman. She is attractive like daisy duke (dukes of hazard) but waddles like a duck (because she is pregnant)

"oh damn! look at that blond over there!"

"ya, man! she's hot! but shes pregnant!"

"toootal daisy duck, bro."

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duck whore

A duck whore is a girl who is not the brightest person but still has enough common sense to whore around.

That bitch is such a duck whore.

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duck hunting

In "Weetzie Bat" by Francesca Lia Block, Weetzie and Dirk refer to duck hunting as the search for potential boyfriends.

Yo, Angela, wanna go duck hunting tonight?

That bitch, her duck hunting ruined my relationship with my boyfriend.

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