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peeing in a girls butthole and tickling it with your fingers. like the bowls they have at fancy restaraunts to clean your fingers with.
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The finger a girl uses to masturbate with. plural form would be magic fingers.
Mary: yeah i was masturbating last night because i was just so wet
Dave: oh, so which finger is your magic finger?
Mary: Left hand, middle finger.
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Scratching/stroking ones ass crack, then gently brushing finger/s under victims nose, so they catch a horrific scent...WARNING: It is possible to become obsessed with sniffing your own fingers
"Last night, outside reflex, Robbie bum fingered Vicki and she was shocked"
"Vicki scratched her ass, and sniffed her own fingers and couldn't stop....'what an odd, enchanting scent' she thought"
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When you finger a chick, and afterwards your fingers smell like tuna pussy
Fred: jezus man, Nat has a bad case of stunk finger,
Greg: Eeeww, shes so dog
Fred: yeah
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When a man plays with Clitoris and penetrates at the same time.
Action a referred as Playing Old school DJ with the Pussy.
“He gotta do Twitter fingers to make me cum”
“He gotta have Twitter fingers to get to work”
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Inserting four fingers into your friendly neighborhood cheerleader (you know they can take it) and then spreading your fingers, screaming "School Spirit" and throwing glitter at his/her face. The ladies love this slightly tender and romantic gesture of selfless love making. The homos think it's hilarious because they can't feel a thing.
Chelsey loves it when Chad spirit fingers her at the dinner table.
Craig loves it when Brad spirit fingers him while they discuss Cuban poetry and eat bon-bons.
Discussing spirit fingers with your mom/grandma can be awkward (because they know they want it and it shows).
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What douches do in two-person photos. The d-bag will put one hand on the back of his companion to relax and distract the person. With the other hand he will make a gun shape and point at the person's upper body. The other person is now a douche too, but isn't aware of it because they're looking at the camera.
Goddamnit Bob, why do you always douche it up with the finger gun!
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