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book series that is an entertaining read, but not all that original, and kind of a degrassi-like fantasy series.
read lord of the rings if you wanna see ORIGINAL stuff about things more important than who's goin out with who.
friend: dude wormtail is a jerk! he sold out harry potter's parents!
me: well rowling is a jerk because she took him from wormTONGUE, the creepy assistant to saruman in lotr. and longbottom was a hobbit weed before it was neville's last name, and aragorn was a king before aragog was a spider, and dumbledore was a creature killed by bilbo before it was a wizard dude.
friend:...shit.
basically a school full of wannabe road men and girls who suck dick
person 1:"did you see them boys outside of tesco’s smoking paper yesterday”
person 2:”yh,they must have been from harris south norwood”
(n.) As insanely optimistic as Congresswoman Katherine Harris. Usually characterized by an overly optimistic estimation of someone's chances of achieving success.
Did you hear Jim just bought 500 dollars in lottery tickets? That boy is Katherine Harris crazy if he thinks he's going to hit the jackpot.
It's the best hairstyle and era from Harry Styles.
Prince Hair Harry should be everyone's favorite era, it's just the best.
Dirty old pedo who pretends he's a DJ for kids parties, who smells of prawns
Wear your best dress Susan, you have DJ Dirty Harry playing at your birthday party!
The act of cumming on someone's face. The cum makes a red hot lightning bolt shape across the forehead (ideally)
e.g. "Wanna get Harry Pottered?"
"God yes, you're such a fucking wizard"
louis the sun tomlinson. whom harry had a crush on when he was16.
louis tomlinson is harry styles' husband.