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Series of highbrow films often associated with the wapanese. Erotic art that, according to conniseurs of fine entertainment (that is to say, Anime fans), you are doomed never to understand.
Plot line often consists of poorly developed characters being raped by demons. With tentacles. And there's ninjas. I swear.
"I totally got the La Blue Girl box set yesterday. Oh, and my doctor says there's an abscess in my ass from never leaving the computer."
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A funny way that zillenials like to break the monotony of the work day in their email sign-offs.
"Please find attached the required Excel spreadsheet.
- Hasta La Pasta"
"See me in my office now!
- Hasta La Pasta"
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Most common saying when one is so excited that they mutter their excitment in the form of jiberish.
Joey- " Did you see that brand new flavor of Twinkie?"
Mason- "Are you serious?"
Joey- "Yea, its grape flavored."
Mason- "OMG!!! Scala La Bingah!!!"
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A sink full of water and ice purposely used for curing common results of a prior nocturnal hardship. ie a wild night in Las Vegas.
A Las Vegas Facelift cosists of:
Water
Crushed Ice (Usually found in hotel Ice Dispensors, although any Ice will do.)
Large Hotel Towe
Direction:
Insert face into sink for 1 - 5 times, if possible open your eyes--this is for the experienced, do at your own discretion.
Remember to take deep relaxing reaths between each submersion.
Dry off.
This proceedure usually cures the common hangover, red eyes, sleepiness (from and 3-10 hour rest.), and removes dirt from your face.
Dude, I got so wasted last night. I totally forgot about work, and I seriously had to wake up or miss my meeting.
Why don't you use the Las Vegas Facelift next time?
I should of huh? Then maybe my boss wouldn't of noticed the red eyes I had all day.
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A flaird-la-flock is a very tall, clumsy person, usually dressed in recycled rustic-clothing such as potato sacks.
That guy is such a flaird la flock! Look at his potato sack jacket for starters!
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A negative hotel archetype/profile that is used to describe a hotel with filthy, cheap rooms, a personnel consisting of illegeal aliens, and half-ass customer service and health standards.
When I walked into the motel room I paid 20 dollars to stay in, I noticed excessive amounts of jizz on the walls and ceiling along with loads of dead cockroaches on the floor. I immeadiately began to second guess if I had rented a room in a La Quinta Inn or Comfort Suites.
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