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Mikelis is hot asf, dude has a massive penis. He is loving, and charming, brown hair, green eyes, the perfect man! He is basically a god, no no no, I am wrong, HE IS A GOD! Fucking beast in everything, especially in bed, this man destroys everything in his way, not a single cervix will stop this man. His bff Victor is hot asf too btw. MARRY BOTH OF EM.
Yo is that Mikelis?
Yeah, the hottest man in the world.
Saying you're going to pay for or give equal cost on a shared product and then only giving 45%,40%, or 30%.
Tomas: hey do you want to split dinner tonight? I've only got 15.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.
A god the literral defenition of a god on earth send to us from heaven
You see that guy he is a total mike leuverink
When you say you'll show up but end up cancelling at the last minute, usually without telling anyone
Ah damn he pulled a Mike Ags on us again
DUDE HAS THE BIGGEST COCK PULLS THE BADDEST BITCH ALL HAIL MIKE LANE
MIKE LANE FOR PRESIDENT
Mike Xiao means a big dick in your mouth ''I had a mike xiao last night
I got a Mike Xiao last night.
Girl:Hey “Who’s that guy Mike snyder?”
Response:“Only the hottest man alive”